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Dylan Rieder - Hollywood CA - 2011
The 5 (8) irritations of men.
Disclaimer: This a GENERAL list of irritations. Don’t get it twisted.
1. Games - After the age of 23, there should be no more games.
2. Polygamy - If I’m sleeping with you regularly, please keep it in your pants in regards to other girls. If you want to partake in more than one girl, count me out. It’s 2011… People ain’t clean.
3. Cleaning - Seriously guys… Every boy house I go into is disgusting. CLEAN YOUR WASHROOMS. You’ll impress the next one night stand you bring home.
4. Money - I don’t expect them to be rich by ANY MEANS. It’d be nice if a guy was able to go for dinner or the movies without complaining about money. Get a fucking job if you’re struggling to be able to eat. Or make a list of priorities and figure it out.
5. Pet ownership - Fuck, I’m a nerd. This goes for same sex as well but whatever. If you can barely take care of yourself, don’t think you’re super cool and go get a dog. No one is impressed that you have an untrained, annoying animal at your house. In fact, I hate you for it.
And just one more…
6. Gross drunks/party animals - Can’t y’all be straight edge until my annoyingness with you goes away? Once you’re past 19 and you can’t hold your booze, you should really quit. If I can drink the same amount as you and keep it together… You’re a bitch. I don’t take pride in my horrid ability to drink like a sailor, I just mean if you’re struggling a bit, stop drinking. No one cares you’re on your 15th beer tonight. I’d rather not think about the after effects that your ass has to deal with the next day so stop parading it around. Partying every night isn’t attractive. It never has been and it never will be. Stay at home and clean your washroom.
You know you love me, xoxo.
SHIT. I need to add one more. I’m sorry for ranting… Not.
7. Drama. I’ve learned a lot in the past few weeks about men. They’re just the same or more dramatic than women. The shit that I have heard lately is rather mind boggling. Don’t talk shit on girls. Girls talk enough shit on other girls so you guys don’t have to.
Also, please learn how to fix things in a house. No girl wants to be involved with a dumb ass who can’t fix the bathroom sink if need be. BE A MAN.
Dani video for GEMINI. Toronto june 2010.
Hi guys.
Why?
